Ausfailure’s Olympic Meltdown Continues

Source New Zealand Herald gives up a roundup of just how badly the former penile colony is taking the current wave of failure at the London Olympics.

Australia’s Olympic chiefs could do well to think about issuing Kevlar vests to their team.

With unexpected failures in the Games’ opening days, the media flak is already

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Gillard To Blame For Ausfailure’s Olympic Sh!t The Bed

Gillard To Blame For Ausfailure Being Sh!t At Sports For The Last Decade

It’s official.

Ausfailure’s 24 million sore losers have found a scapegoat for their craparse London Olympics effort.

Julia Gillard is the reason the Aussies haven’t been able to cheat a few wins in London.

Gillard became prime minister after former leader

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Ausfailure Lose The Unloseable

You’d think the dumb ocker fatheads would have learned something by now wouldn’t you?

Just when you thought they couldn’t slip further down the slippery slope along comes some utter flipping drongo and adds another bucket of grease to the trip.

When Lockyer got his head kicked in by a team mate and ended his

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Whinger! Salute to another great Australian trait

Any Aussie who tells you they are not a nation of loser whinging halfwits just needs to be reminded of Kangalose Coach Ricky Stuart’s bleating moaning whingefest that cost him his job after his pack of moaners choked again against New Zealand in a big game, but it’s nice to see the daily press in

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Every body needs good neighbours

While it’s very true that Ausfailure is a dump, full of bogan losers and sports stars getting away with all sorts of garbage it’s not all bad news if your refuge boat lands there. New Zealand is only a few more kilometers away and a much nicer place to live and visit, according to experts.

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Boat People Help Loser Nation At Games

Officials Check For Medal Hopefuls

Not normally known for opening their arms to visitors Ausfailure does of course have it’s famous double standard when people trying to escape other countries are good at sport.

Being good at sport in Ausfailure is also good for keeping you out of jail if the missus needs snotting

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Next Top Muddle

Another one from the ‘Only in Ausfailure department’ as the wrong winner is announced on Ausfailure’s reality TV show ‘Next Top Model’.

Show host Sarah Murdoch wasn’t told who won so ended up announcing the loser as the winner. After the loser had made her victory speech she was them told that like most Aussies

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More Misery For Aussie Couch Potatos

Aussie Coach Potato Dean is beside himself with grief over cricket loses

During the match fixing era it was pretty common for current world champion whingers Ausfailure to return a win divvy. However for whatever reason it’s now almost impossible to find anything that you would be prepared to back Ausfailure winning, other than

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Aussie Whingers Told To Shut TF Up, Again

Whinge, whinge, bleat, bleat, woe is me.

Ausfailure is embarrassing itself on the world stage and showing the world what a bunch of whingers they really are deep down where it counts, as rugby league fans knew all along.

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DESPITE sharing the frustration of the players after watching the Socceroos

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They’ve Been Doing It All Day Ref!

1/. Stop Cheating 2/. Stop Whinging 3/. Play Football

It’s official, world champion whingers Ausfailure are also world champion cheats. FIFA has tried to dull the droning whining of the Aussie losers as they whinge and bleat and belly ache about the refs doing their jobs.

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ON THE eve of

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“We’ve never been given the fair go” bleat Sockerlose

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

While the world sits up and watches as the All Whites from New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands somewhere in the pacific and current rugby league world champions, upstage their big mouthed and small dicked not so neighborly neighbors from the west Ausfailure at the FIFA World Cup Ausfailure is

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Kiwi’s Retain World Champion Status

One word: Monahan.

If you can’t win it fair, then cheat.

Monahan’s professional foul on Hohaia summed up 50 years of professional cheating by a team that claims (falsely) to be the best in the world.

With the Kangalose on the rack and the Kiwi’s rampaging through them at will Monahan played the man instead

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Aussie Loses First Olympic Medal Before Games Even Start

Sports fans from Ausfailure were gutted today when yet another attempt to send a player to the Olympics by rorting the rules was trounced by The Court of Arbitration for Sport.

This follows hot on the heals of FIFA laughing off an attempt by Football Ausfailure to play a banned player during the Bejing games.

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FIFA says F-OFF FFS to FFA

International Soccer ringmasters Fifa have laughed off the tuggery of the Football Federation of Ausfailure after they tried to impose an on again off again ban on one of their thugs for smacking over a ref. Originally suspended from competing at the August 8-24 Games after being handed a 15-month suspension for striking referee Mark

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Ausfailure Offers Advice On Losing For Kiwis

New Zealand Rugby League bosses have sought the advice of their counterparts from Ausfailure as the World Champion Rugby League team came to terms with the embarrassing loss to easybeats the Kangalose in an exhibition match played to promote the game in Wellington on the weekend.

Formerly known as the ANZAC Test the friendly match

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Ausfailure Tri Nations Series Starts With Disaster

Bring Back The Boof-Head (from unconscienceness)

Ausfailure began their attempt to win back the Tri Nations Trophy from current champions New Zealand with a predictable effort on Saturday night at Mt Smart in Auckland, New Zealand.

As always Ausfailure insisted on an Aussie ref to assist them and as per usual they have spent

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Ausfailure: The Green and Golden Shower?

The Green and Golden Shower

Ausfailure today accepted that it had earned the tile of the Green and Golden Shower following the historic loss to New Zealand (again) in the Netball Test held at Waitakarie between the Silver Ferns and Ausfailure.

New Zealand scored a record 61 points against the former

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KIWIS STORM TO TOP OF TRI-NATIONS SERIES

Bluey Crackersport in Auckland

The Kiwis confirmed their rightful place at the top of international rugby league last night in Auckland when they added 26 points to their points tally in the Tri Nations Series.

The top line Kangaroo side looked decidedly second rate next to the 5th string Kiwi side cobbled together from

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USA Denies ‘Unfair Advantage’ Claim

The USA swimming team today refuted Australia’s protest into it’s late Olympic entrant Willy Grunter, the New Jersey freak who was born with and outboard motor between his legs instead of a what’s it.

USA team officials said that it was particularly cruel of the Australians to allege that Willy’s enhancements amounted to an unfair

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Pope Outraged By Off The Cuff Outburst

The head of the Roman Catholic Church Pope David has expressed ‘deep concern’ at the ongoing oppression suffered by catholics who play cricket in Australia.

‘The Australians have stooped to a new level today” he said. ‘No wonder they grow up the way they do”

The Pope was referring to Aussie cricketing golden boy Shane

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