Ausfailure Lose The Unloseable

You’d think the dumb ocker fatheads would have learned something by now wouldn’t you?

Just when you thought they couldn’t slip further down the slippery slope along comes some utter flipping drongo and adds another bucket of grease to the trip.

When Lockyer got his head kicked in by a team mate and ended his

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Aussies Celebrate Another Humiliating Loss

Sporting Failure Capital of the World Ausfailure has once more lowered the bar on how embarrassing it’s successive sporting humiliations can go with a predictable loss to Samoa.

Sources from Samoa say they were not surprised to have knocked off the Super 14 champions. “Yeah pro, we won, but when you look at it, we

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More Silvers Headed Ausfailure’s Way

More silver medals for being not quite good enough are certain to be going to Ausfailure with the announcement that Rugby League will be coming to the Commonwealth Games soon.

When it comes to rugby league, like most sports, Ausfailure are currently runners up to New Zealand, a small sparsely populated island somewhere in the

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Ausfailure’s Soft Spot For Crime Denied

Intelligent people watching as Ausfailure parades it’s world famous criminals all over the TV as rugby league stars can be excused for wondering if they are watching a street gang celebrate it’s crimes.

When the NR-Hell awarded Andrew Johns the title of World’s Greatest Player some wondered if they wanted other players to assimilate Johns

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Kangaroos Notch Up A Victory – Finally

The long suffering Aussie sports fan has done it tough these last few years as they have been tied down sport like an unwilling marsupial component of a deviant bondage session and forced to watch their beloved rugby league team take it up the clacker repeatedly by the world champions from New Zealand, a small

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Every body needs good neighbours

While it’s very true that Ausfailure is a dump, full of bogan losers and sports stars getting away with all sorts of garbage it’s not all bad news if your refuge boat lands there. New Zealand is only a few more kilometers away and a much nicer place to live and visit, according to experts.

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Johns ‘you can’t be apologising all your life for being an arsehole.’

Johnsy Looks Into Racism In Sport

Racist druggie Andrew Johns was today searching for a sole supporter as his reputation as a top Aussie was under further attack from his countrymen. Johns looks set to be denied Immortal status for being a racist.

He has been dumped as coaching consultant by The Eels.

Sources

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Cocaine Yes, Bubble Gum No

No Bubble Gum

As police hand back embarrassing cellphone footage of rugby league stars doing illegal drugs offenders chewing gum in class are not given such leniency. Sh!t no.

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Jailed for bursting gum STEVE BUTCHER June 18, 2010

A GUM-CHEWING 20-year-old from Dandenong was yesterday jailed by a magistrate for

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Sex, Lies, Racism, Drugs, Violence, Rugby League Has Got It All

Rubgy League Players Get Ready To Party

While some argue rugby league is simply a showcase and feeder for up and coming AFL talent they forget that rugby league also provides some of the best xxx rated entertainment available. Graphic stories of group sex romps, consensual or otherwise, have titillated the public for most

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Is Ausfailure A Toilet?

What to do with Wee Willy and his Peers

With so many famous Aussies being snapped whipping out their little willys and taking a leak any old place the question needs to be ask as the whether or not Ausfailure is in fact a dunny.

Wee Willy Mason got his hands wet whilst standing

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England Celebrates 2nd Best Team Award

Number 2

England was today celebrating their new status as second best rugby league team in the world after doing what Ausfailure couldn’t manage when they beat New Zealand in the Rugby League Four Nations tournament.

New Zealand are rugby league world champions after caning the Kangalose in last years final.

Ausfailure failed to

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Ausfailure Fails In Four Nations, Again

After spending the last week lobbying for an Ausfailure referee to help the underpowered Kangalose get a leg up in this weekends Four Nations Final the RLB has appointed a New Zealand referee to control the game.

The final will decide which team out of England and Ausfailure can earn bragging rights to being Not

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Ausfailure Grovels For Home Ref

Updated 12-11-2009 08:17

Ausfailure Sh!tting Bricks Again

After spending the last 12 months whinging about the Australian born ref who controlled their predictable world cup final loss to New Zealand, Ausfailure are again groveling for a ref from Ausfailure to help them beat the powerhouse England team that dealt to the Kiwis last

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Ausfailure Fans Emulate Ricky Stuart

Following the lead of disgraced former Ausfailure coach Ricky Stuart footy fans from Ausfailure are showing they are mad as hell about being losers and are not going to take it any more.

Stuart coached the Kangalose to their Rugby League World Cup loss to New Zealand and despite having what many pundits referred to

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Kiwis Refuse To Emulate Ricky Stuart

Updated 10-11-2009 07:41

World Champion Rugby League team New Zealand were gracious in their praise of winners of next Saturday’s Four Nations Tournament England.

They had no excuses, no complaints, no whinges, no ‘what might have been moments’: England played better and deserved to beat them in this elimination game.

While this is a

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Ausfailure Cry Foul At England Win

Left whimpering and impotent by World Champion Rugby League team New Zealand when they failed to beat the Kiwis 2 weeks ago Ausfailure spent the last fortnight whinging and talking about losing yet again to the all powerful Kiwi juggernaut.

Former hard man Jarrod Hayne even went as far to suggest there was a conspiracy

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Ausfailure’s Kiwi Nightmares Continue

2 centuries ago England sent it’s criminals downunder, this week Ausfailure sent a boat load of them back to try and find a way to beat the fearsome New Zealand* World Champion Kiwi Rugby League.

In their latest effort the boys from Ausfailure did what they do best and failed. Again. New Zealand scored 4

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Ausfailure ready for Four Nations Defeat

A Loser

Good luck to the hapless and long suffering sports fans from Ausfailure as your down and out downunders try to scrape together yet another hollow victory against the World Champion Kiwi Rugby League Team.

Inside word is that Ausfailure have a secret weapon in the form of a designer Nathan Van Fein

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DISPLAY CABINET, (see attached photo) one of the most elegant and functional display cabinets currently on the market.

The cupboard is bare

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Fine timber details 4 leadlight options 4 side access doors (there is maximum frontal display) Adjustable shelves are extra

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Ausfailure’s latest horror sporting weekend

While Ausfailure’s losers struggle to come to grips with losing the Rugby League World Cup to New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group islands in the Pacific, the world laughed as the hapless Loseroos woke up this morning suffering from yet more serious humiliation on the world sporting stages.

Noted sports commentator Bluey Crackersport was

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