England Celebrates 2nd Best Team Award

Number 2

England was today celebrating their new status as second best rugby league team in the world after doing what Ausfailure couldn’t manage when they beat New Zealand in the Rugby League Four Nations tournament.

New Zealand are rugby league world champions after caning the Kangalose in last years final.

Ausfailure failed to

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Ausfailure Grovels For Home Ref

Updated 12-11-2009 08:17

Ausfailure Sh!tting Bricks Again

After spending the last 12 months whinging about the Australian born ref who controlled their predictable world cup final loss to New Zealand, Ausfailure are again groveling for a ref from Ausfailure to help them beat the powerhouse England team that dealt to the Kiwis last

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AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE

AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE Cabinet for Sale – details below

DISPLAY CABINET, (see attached photo) one of the most elegant and functional display cabinets currently on the market.

The cupboard is bare

Features

Fine timber details 4 leadlight options 4 side access doors (there is maximum frontal display) Adjustable shelves are extra

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Ausfailure’s latest horror sporting weekend

While Ausfailure’s losers struggle to come to grips with losing the Rugby League World Cup to New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group islands in the Pacific, the world laughed as the hapless Loseroos woke up this morning suffering from yet more serious humiliation on the world sporting stages.

Noted sports commentator Bluey Crackersport was

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Kiwi’s Retain World Champion Status

One word: Monahan.

If you can’t win it fair, then cheat.

Monahan’s professional foul on Hohaia summed up 50 years of professional cheating by a team that claims (falsely) to be the best in the world.

With the Kangalose on the rack and the Kiwi’s rampaging through them at will Monahan played the man instead

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Official: Aussie Refs Admit To Being Cheats Too

Updated 02-07-2008 14:30

While it is a generally accepted fact that Aussie sports people are the worlds biggest cheats due to their inability to compete effectively on a level playing field a study just released proves that they are not the only ones cheating to get by in the big league.

Sports referees from

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Ausfailure Offers Advice On Losing For Kiwis

New Zealand Rugby League bosses have sought the advice of their counterparts from Ausfailure as the World Champion Rugby League team came to terms with the embarrassing loss to easybeats the Kangalose in an exhibition match played to promote the game in Wellington on the weekend.

Formerly known as the ANZAC Test the friendly match

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Ausfailure Tri Nations Series Starts With Disaster

Bring Back The Boof-Head (from unconscienceness)

Ausfailure began their attempt to win back the Tri Nations Trophy from current champions New Zealand with a predictable effort on Saturday night at Mt Smart in Auckland, New Zealand.

As always Ausfailure insisted on an Aussie ref to assist them and as per usual they have spent

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“We Wuz Robbed” Whingefest Continues

True to the long standing traditions of whinging when you are too crap to win born again Soccer thugs from Ausfailure are queuing up to have a crack at any ref who doesn’t have sufficient affect on the game to hand them an easy win.

The latest whinge has come about after Ausfailure once more

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Ausfailure Whinge Again

As Ausfailure struggles to come to terms with the fact that they are pretty much crap at everything these days Aussies are leading the charge in blaming everyone but themselves for their crap performances. Even those who have buggered off from Loser Central to hide from the humiliating defeats still find their natural talent for

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Aussie Refs Join Tri Nations Tour

Australian Referees On Tour To England pose for a team photo

Referees from the NRL competition Australia have used the current Tri Nations series to embark on a bonding excercise to cement friendship and comradeship in their ranks.

In the first tour of it’s kind the referees decided that touring with the Australian team

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Ausfailure Lowers Bar on Whinging

Skull of an Aussie

World champion moaners Ausfailure were today awarded the Gold Medal in Whinging following a poll by legendary sports announcers.

The Medal is the highest honor for whingers and until recently is was seen that England owned the rights to this annual award, but Ausfailure has creamed all the opposition following

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KIWIS STORM TO TOP OF TRI-NATIONS SERIES

Bluey Crackersport in Auckland

The Kiwis confirmed their rightful place at the top of international rugby league last night in Auckland when they added 26 points to their points tally in the Tri Nations Series.

The top line Kangaroo side looked decidedly second rate next to the 5th string Kiwi side cobbled together from

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2003 Season Preview

Bluey Crackersport Reports From New Zealand

With just a couple of days to go before season 2003 kicks off there have already been several casualties.

Craig Coleman was given the bums rush at Souths after continuing in the Souths tradition of losing heaps of games in a row.

“Tradition is all very well when it

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NR-HELL Move Into New Offices

HR-Hell HQ

The NR-Hell today advised that judicial shaftings will now take place at the new purpose built head office for the NR-Hell Jokediciary.

The building is situated at 14 Grovellenbeg Street, Central Sydney.

A spokes person for the NR-Hell said the building was designed by a leading architect and was meant to express

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Warriors Leap Into Favoritism For NRL Premiership

New Warriors Signing

Leading bookmakers today shifted their odds on lowly ranked cellar dwellers the New Zealand Warriors following their press conference this morning in Auckland.

Most now had the Warriors at 1/1 to take out the premiership making them unbackable favorites to win everything relentlessly.

The markets were realigned following the shock announcement

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Australia Sh!tting Bricks In Lead Up To ANZAC Test

‘Packing bricks’ is how Australian sources close to the test team yet to be announced described the camp’s feeling towards the announcement that a neutral referee will officiate in this years ANZAC test.

“Using neutral refs doesn’t help our cause at all, and it goes against the grain to have to accept that.’ said an

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Kiwis Humiliate Ausfailure In Tri Nations, Again

Kangalose

As expected the Kiwi Rugby League team humliated the Kangalose from Ausfailure in the Tri Nations final on Sunday morning dicking the former world champions 24 to nothing.

Yes, that what I said 24 to nothing.

Ausfailure was unable score any points against NZ and most sports journalists agree that the effort flattered

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