Gillard To Blame For Ausfailure’s Olympic Sh!t The Bed

Gillard To Blame For Ausfailure Being Sh!t At Sports For The Last Decade

It’s official.

Ausfailure’s 24 million sore losers have found a scapegoat for their craparse London Olympics effort.

Julia Gillard is the reason the Aussies haven’t been able to cheat a few wins in London.

Gillard became prime minister after former leader

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Ausfailure: The Green and Golden Shower?

The Green and Golden Shower

Ausfailure today accepted that it had earned the tile of the Green and Golden Shower following the historic loss to New Zealand (again) in the Netball Test held at Waitakarie between the Silver Ferns and Ausfailure.

New Zealand scored a record 61 points against the former

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SHOCK: Poms Win Something

Pom spokesmen were today playing down their shock win in something.

‘We had been striving for second as we are desperate to be like our subjects the Australians who are second in damn near everything now”

“It’s not a fair go”

Aussie spokespeople said the Poms complaints were sour grapes for winning.

“Those losers should

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