Ausfailure’s Olympic Meltdown Continues

Source New Zealand Herald gives up a roundup of just how badly the former penile colony is taking the current wave of failure at the London Olympics.

Australia’s Olympic chiefs could do well to think about issuing Kevlar vests to their team.

With unexpected failures in the Games’ opening days, the media flak is already

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Ausfailure Lose The Unloseable

You’d think the dumb ocker fatheads would have learned something by now wouldn’t you?

Just when you thought they couldn’t slip further down the slippery slope along comes some utter flipping drongo and adds another bucket of grease to the trip.

When Lockyer got his head kicked in by a team mate and ended his

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Aussies Celebrate Another Humiliating Loss

Sporting Failure Capital of the World Ausfailure has once more lowered the bar on how embarrassing it’s successive sporting humiliations can go with a predictable loss to Samoa.

Sources from Samoa say they were not surprised to have knocked off the Super 14 champions. “Yeah pro, we won, but when you look at it, we

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NZ Rugby Team Pips Ausfailure By 45 Points

Ausfailure came as close to beating New Zealand at anything as they have for nearly 25 years when they lost the Junior World Rugby Championship yet again.

NZ 1 – Ausfailure Nil, Again

New Zealand has retained the world junior rugby championship, thumping Australia 62-17 in this morning’s final in Rosario, Argentina.

The Kiwis

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NZ Beat World Champs, Again

NZ's Trophy

More humiliation for former world champs at everything Ausfailure as their idols New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands somewhere in the pacific beat world champion football stars Italy at the FIFA World Cup. New Zealand are 78th ranked dreamers in the world of football and were expected to totally

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Thank God For New Zealand!

New Zealand Flys Region's Flag While Aussies Sit On Arse And Do Nothing, Again

While Ausfailure lingers at the bottom of the no-hoper barrel and embarrasses itself on the World Stage on a daily basis sports fans from this part of the World can get down on their knees and thank God for New

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Ausfailure A Magnet For Dumbo’s

Another Kiwi Dumbo Crosses The Ditch

Ausfailure’s reputation as a haven for losers and dropouts has been confirmed by a recent census analysis.

Wellington demographer James Newell found that figures proved that Kiwis who left New Zealand for Ausfailure were more likely to be unskilled.

The good news for New Zealand is that these

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England Celebrates 2nd Best Team Award

Number 2

England was today celebrating their new status as second best rugby league team in the world after doing what Ausfailure couldn’t manage when they beat New Zealand in the Rugby League Four Nations tournament.

New Zealand are rugby league world champions after caning the Kangalose in last years final.

Ausfailure failed to

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Ausfailure Fans Emulate Ricky Stuart

Following the lead of disgraced former Ausfailure coach Ricky Stuart footy fans from Ausfailure are showing they are mad as hell about being losers and are not going to take it any more.

Stuart coached the Kangalose to their Rugby League World Cup loss to New Zealand and despite having what many pundits referred to

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Kiwis Refuse To Emulate Ricky Stuart

Updated 10-11-2009 07:41

World Champion Rugby League team New Zealand were gracious in their praise of winners of next Saturday’s Four Nations Tournament England.

They had no excuses, no complaints, no whinges, no ‘what might have been moments’: England played better and deserved to beat them in this elimination game.

While this is a

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Ausfailure’s Kiwi Nightmares Continue

2 centuries ago England sent it’s criminals downunder, this week Ausfailure sent a boat load of them back to try and find a way to beat the fearsome New Zealand* World Champion Kiwi Rugby League.

In their latest effort the boys from Ausfailure did what they do best and failed. Again. New Zealand scored 4

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AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE

AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE Cabinet for Sale – details below

DISPLAY CABINET, (see attached photo) one of the most elegant and functional display cabinets currently on the market.

The cupboard is bare

Features

Fine timber details 4 leadlight options 4 side access doors (there is maximum frontal display) Adjustable shelves are extra

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If you thought Anthony Mundine was a big headed twat, take a look at this

Updated 28-12-2008 19:00

Only Ausfailure could offer a $1000 dollar Rugby League 2008 World Cup winning souvenir to fans of a team that hadn’t won the game yet.

This ad was placed in the Daily Telegraph inviting Aussies to celebrate their win before the game.

No, really

We have fixed the typos and

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Wiki Beats The Odds

Pineapple House

Rugby League fans from Ausfailure yesterday mourned the achievement of New Zealander Reuben Wiki in becoming the first New Zealander to play 300 first grade games in the NR-Hell.

Kiwis have always struggled to make 300 games because of the way they are shafted by the corrupt jokediciary which uses a racist

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Ausfailure Offers Advice On Losing For Kiwis

New Zealand Rugby League bosses have sought the advice of their counterparts from Ausfailure as the World Champion Rugby League team came to terms with the embarrassing loss to easybeats the Kangalose in an exhibition match played to promote the game in Wellington on the weekend.

Formerly known as the ANZAC Test the friendly match

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OSWALD P WRONG SECURES WORLD CHAMPION TIPPING STATUS

Oswald P Wrong – World Champion Tipster

Oswald P Wrong has been declared the champion tipster following his complete and utter annihilation of his opponents in the 2007 season NR-Hell competition.

To mark this achievement The Oswald P Wrong Official Fan Club released this special commemorative T-shirt for losers to wear.

T Shirts are

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Ausfailure Tri Nations Series Starts With Disaster

Bring Back The Boof-Head (from unconscienceness)

Ausfailure began their attempt to win back the Tri Nations Trophy from current champions New Zealand with a predictable effort on Saturday night at Mt Smart in Auckland, New Zealand.

As always Ausfailure insisted on an Aussie ref to assist them and as per usual they have spent

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Ausfailure Humiliation Addiction Continues

As the sad and sorry brokenhearted people of Ausfailure struggle to come to terms with their new found status as the World’s Easybeats at Sport another humiliation has fallen upon them.

Yesterday they actually lost a game of cricket to New Zealand.

Yes, New Zealand, a country that struggles to get 11 people to play

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Aussie The Team To Beat

Beware of the slippery slope.

Great Britain coach Brian Noble has stopped crying over the Tri Nations thrashing from New Zealand on Sunday and has set his sights on beating Ausfailure next weekend.

After watching his side lose 42-26 to New Zealand at Loftus Road yesterday (AEDT) – putting the Kiwis on top of

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KIWIS STORM TO TOP OF TRI-NATIONS SERIES

Bluey Crackersport in Auckland

The Kiwis confirmed their rightful place at the top of international rugby league last night in Auckland when they added 26 points to their points tally in the Tri Nations Series.

The top line Kangaroo side looked decidedly second rate next to the 5th string Kiwi side cobbled together from

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