Every body needs good neighbours

While it’s very true that Ausfailure is a dump, full of bogan losers and sports stars getting away with all sorts of garbage it’s not all bad news if your refuge boat lands there. New Zealand is only a few more kilometers away and a much nicer place to live and visit, according to experts.

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“We’ve never been given the fair go” bleat Sockerlose

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

While the world sits up and watches as the All Whites from New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands somewhere in the pacific and current rugby league world champions, upstage their big mouthed and small dicked not so neighborly neighbors from the west Ausfailure at the FIFA World Cup Ausfailure is

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Ausfailure Fans Emulate Ricky Stuart

Following the lead of disgraced former Ausfailure coach Ricky Stuart footy fans from Ausfailure are showing they are mad as hell about being losers and are not going to take it any more.

Stuart coached the Kangalose to their Rugby League World Cup loss to New Zealand and despite having what many pundits referred to

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AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE

AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE Cabinet for Sale – details below

DISPLAY CABINET, (see attached photo) one of the most elegant and functional display cabinets currently on the market.

The cupboard is bare

Features

Fine timber details 4 leadlight options 4 side access doors (there is maximum frontal display) Adjustable shelves are extra

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Inglis Reacts Angrily To Monkey Jibe

Inglis not happy at being described as a primate

SoO banana bender Greg Inglis today reacted angrily to suggestions he and other Aussies resemble monkeys, despite his mid air acrobatics in the warm up to last weeks second half of the ANZAC test which NZ won 12 – 6 against Ausfailure.

A handler said

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