Lard Arse Nation In Denial

Ausfailure’s sh!thouse sporting efforts over the last 10 – 20 years have seen a negative side effect on the physical and mental health of this nation of professional losers, according to latest scientific studies.

Aussies ‘in denial’ about being overweight

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They may live in the lucky country but Australians are in denial about their

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Every body needs good neighbours

While it’s very true that Ausfailure is a dump, full of bogan losers and sports stars getting away with all sorts of garbage it’s not all bad news if your refuge boat lands there. New Zealand is only a few more kilometers away and a much nicer place to live and visit, according to experts.

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Ausfailure Fans Emulate Ricky Stuart

Following the lead of disgraced former Ausfailure coach Ricky Stuart footy fans from Ausfailure are showing they are mad as hell about being losers and are not going to take it any more.

Stuart coached the Kangalose to their Rugby League World Cup loss to New Zealand and despite having what many pundits referred to

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Ausfailure’s Kiwi Nightmares Continue

2 centuries ago England sent it’s criminals downunder, this week Ausfailure sent a boat load of them back to try and find a way to beat the fearsome New Zealand* World Champion Kiwi Rugby League.

In their latest effort the boys from Ausfailure did what they do best and failed. Again. New Zealand scored 4

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Ausfailure’s latest horror sporting weekend

While Ausfailure’s losers struggle to come to grips with losing the Rugby League World Cup to New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group islands in the Pacific, the world laughed as the hapless Loseroos woke up this morning suffering from yet more serious humiliation on the world sporting stages.

Noted sports commentator Bluey Crackersport was

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Ausfailure’s Love Of Group Sex Under Attack

A Happy Marriage – Aus Style

Four women interviewed by Four Corners allege they have been involved in group sex with players or been victims of sexual abuse. Details of one group sex session, involving Nine Network star Matthew Johns when he was playing with NRL club Cronulla in 2002, were revealed last week.

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If you thought Anthony Mundine was a big headed twat, take a look at this

Updated 28-12-2008 19:00

Only Ausfailure could offer a $1000 dollar Rugby League 2008 World Cup winning souvenir to fans of a team that hadn’t won the game yet.

This ad was placed in the Daily Telegraph inviting Aussies to celebrate their win before the game.

No, really

We have fixed the typos and

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Down-Under Losers Blunder and Chunder

Updated 16-08-2008 17:45

Aussie men are well known for going out on the turps and chundering their guts up after a couple of shandy’s but rarely do they perform this feat on the world stage.

Today in Beijing ocker boofhead Jared Tallent changed all that by upchucking his guts after losing the men’s 20km

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Aussie Puckerood By Kiwis At World Champs

New Zealand’s Black Sticks shocked Australia with a scoreless draw in their second match of the women’s World Champions Trophy hockey tournament in Amsterdam this morning.

The young New Zealanders kept the world’s third-ranked side goalless and came close to upsetting them again after their shock win in last year’s Oceania tournament.

The puckeroos suffered

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Australia or Ausfailure?

Australians were to day reeling from yet another humiliation on the sports field as their alleged world champion rugby league team succumbed to a 4th string Kiwi team in Sydney on Saturday night.

The Kiwis chances were weakened as usual by various skulduggery by the fear fueled Australian tryhards but as usual this did not

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Pope Outraged By Off The Cuff Outburst

The head of the Roman Catholic Church Pope David has expressed ‘deep concern’ at the ongoing oppression suffered by catholics who play cricket in Australia.

‘The Australians have stooped to a new level today” he said. ‘No wonder they grow up the way they do”

The Pope was referring to Aussie cricketing golden boy Shane

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Globalisation To Blame: Clark

Aussie Spokesman

New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark today blamed New Zealand’s poor showing on the medal table on globalisation.

“It’s just not fair” she said.

“We can’t afford to buy medals like some countries, and even if we could, my Government would oppose it” said Clark

Clark said as a small country New

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Kiwis Humiliate Ausfailure In Tri Nations, Again

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As expected the Kiwi Rugby League team humliated the Kangalose from Ausfailure in the Tri Nations final on Sunday morning dicking the former world champions 24 to nothing.

Yes, that what I said 24 to nothing.

Ausfailure was unable score any points against NZ and most sports journalists agree that the effort flattered

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