Aus Bends Over For Pakistanis

Bluey Crackersport at Headingly Watching Ausfailure Lose, Again

1995.

So long ago. That was the last time Ausfailure were sh!thouse enough for the world’s worst cricket team, Pakistan, to cream them

But overnight at Headingly in Leeds Ausfailure relented and after a humiliating 1st innings of just a meagre 88 they served their arses

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Money Changes Hands As Fighter Performs 10/10 Backflip On Dive

10 out of 10 for this dive?

Was it a fit up? The bookies say it was…

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/danny-green-paul-briggs-fight-was-fixed-claim-bookies/story-e6frf7l6-1225895871887

The blokes counting the money says it wasn’t.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/danny-green-backflip-on-paul-briggs-fight-farce/story-e6frf9if-1225895740070

DANNY Green has performed the ultimate backflip, claiming Paul Briggs didn’t take a dive and was legitimately hurt by his glancing punch in last night’s controversial IBO

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All Out For 88

Ausfailure’s woes continue to worry the loser nation as their once unbeatable cricket team takes it fair and square up the clacker by going all out for 88 from cricket minnows Pakistan.

Ausfailure faces England in the Ashes series in 126 days and are on track for yet another dicking.

Prime Minister Jules Gillard was

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Aussie Teens Steal 6 Grand On School Trip

Aussie School Kids On Shopping Spree

A group of teenagers from Ausfailure on a school trip to New Zealand stole $6000 of merchandise during a four-hour shoplifting spree in Queenstown at the weekend.

[Original Story]

The group of 16 boys, aged between 14 and 16, narrowly avoided arrest and prosecution for youth offending, police

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Ocker Expelled From Tour For Head Butting Kiwi Opponent

Renshaw – On His Bike

Ocker boofheads are everywhere in sport. When you can’t win it fair, the Aussie cheats.

Well, that turned to custard for Aussie boofhead Mark Renshaw on the Tour De France.

Renshaw was expelled from the Tour after helping Mark Cavendish, his teammate, win Stage 11 yesterday.

Renshaw, the lead-out

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World’s Worst Service : Official

Only In Ausfailure

Many people visiting the third world often complain of the bad service they get and now a list has been compiled of the world’s worst culprits.

As expected Ausfailure is the worst offender.

It’s the sales assistant who doesn’t end her personal phone call when you walk into the store. Or

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Evans Sh!ts Tour De France Bed

Aussie Cadel Evans Finishes Stage 9 A Loser

After just one day at the front of the field Ausfailure’s great white hope for sporting glory predictably crapped out of the Tour De France overnight as dreams of victory remain just that – dreams.

Cadel Evans’ hopes of becoming Australia’s first Tour de France champion

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Australasian Makes World’s Best

A player from New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands somewhere in the Pacific, has made the top 11 players of the 2010 World Cup.

Ausfailure immediately claimed him as one of their own due to the fact that no one from Ausfailure was good enough to make the grade.

New Zealand was

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Ausfailure Makes World Cup Rankings

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While the Sockerlose crashed and burned as predicted by this website at the FIFA World Cup at least all is not lost.

Harry Kewell has come out near the top of top website guardian.co.uk player ratings.

Little old New Zealand did pretty well too.

All Whites Ryan Nelsen and Mark Paston are

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Watch and Download Full Movie Roman J. Israel, Esq. (2017)

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