Shit Storm Rocks Land Of Cheating

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Ausfailure’s long suffering sport’s fans woke up today finding that yet another of their illustrious sporting icons are in fact like the rest of them – cheats.

Melbourne Storm have proved unbeatable over the last 5 years. Winning against Storm has proven harder than proving a rugby

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Aussie Get’s The Pip Over New Zealand Apples

Ausfailure’s apple growers were today shocked to find that their 90 year battle to prevent decent apples from New Zealand being sold to the long suffering apple eaters of Ausfailure is about to be knocked over like a row of sh!t cans after the World Trade Organisation ruled the ban was an unacceptable trade barrier.

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