NEW ZEALAND CRUISE TO EASY WIN OVER GREAT BRITAIN

New Zealand were today still miles ahead of the opposition in the Tri Nations series after their all the way win against Great Britain in the 3rd Tri Nations game in London.

New Zealand won the match 42 to 26.

The result has devastated Great Britain who now have the impossible task of having to

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World Shocked At Ocker Win

In news just to hand Ausfailure has won something. Sports journalists the world over were rocked when Ausfailure’s International Rules team triumphed over Ireland.

Ausfailure wrapped up the series on Friday with a 21-point win.

“We desperately needed to win this match” said an ecstatic Ocker as he shed tears of pride over the long

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Aussie Sheilas Get On The Slippery Slope

The Hockeyroos suffered their first loss to New Zealand in five years and 22 matches to cap a black weekend for Australian women’s teams against their trans-Tasman foes. The 1-0 loss in the first Test of the three-match Oceania World Cup qualifying series followed the Australian netball team’s record 61-36 defeat to the world champion

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Ausfailure: The Green and Golden Shower?

The Green and Golden Shower

Ausfailure today accepted that it had earned the tile of the Green and Golden Shower following the historic loss to New Zealand (again) in the Netball Test held at Waitakarie between the Silver Ferns and Ausfailure.

New Zealand scored a record 61 points against the former

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Ausfailure Wins 20 Golds at 2008 Olympics

Desperate to enhance the image of Ausfailure as a nation of losers the Australian Olympic Committee has announced it has won 20 gold medals at the 2008 Olympics.

No Ashes, beaten by the Kiwis in Sydney for the first time since 1959, no Bledisloe Cup, no golf majors, tennis brat Lleyton Hewitt still can’t win

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Aussie Refs Join Tri Nations Tour

Australian Referees On Tour To England pose for a team photo

Referees from the NRL competition Australia have used the current Tri Nations series to embark on a bonding excercise to cement friendship and comradeship in their ranks.

In the first tour of it’s kind the referees decided that touring with the Australian team

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Robbie Paul In Doubt For Tri Nations

Robbie Paul in doubt after skull surgery.

Cheat Britain sources today refused to comment on rumours that Robbie Paul was out of contention to play for New Zealand in the Tri Nations series.

Sources close to the Cheat Britain team in Ausfailure revealed that Paul was given a haircut before leaving Bradford and his

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Ausfailure Lowers Bar on Whinging

Skull of an Aussie

World champion moaners Ausfailure were today awarded the Gold Medal in Whinging following a poll by legendary sports announcers.

The Medal is the highest honor for whingers and until recently is was seen that England owned the rights to this annual award, but Ausfailure has creamed all the opposition following

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KIWIS STORM TO TOP OF TRI-NATIONS SERIES

Bluey Crackersport in Auckland

The Kiwis confirmed their rightful place at the top of international rugby league last night in Auckland when they added 26 points to their points tally in the Tri Nations Series.

The top line Kangaroo side looked decidedly second rate next to the 5th string Kiwi side cobbled together from

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Aussies Cry Foul Over Albany Arena

Following Saturdays horrific loss to the lowly ranked Kiwi rugby league team Australian sports officials are crying foul over the state of the playing field at Albany stadium. Albany is the scene of relentless hammerings to Aussie sports teams at the hands of random New Zealand squads and according to sources close to the losing

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Australia or Ausfailure?

Australians were to day reeling from yet another humiliation on the sports field as their alleged world champion rugby league team succumbed to a 4th string Kiwi team in Sydney on Saturday night.

The Kiwis chances were weakened as usual by various skulduggery by the fear fueled Australian tryhards but as usual this did not

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Kiwis Announce 4th String Team To Play Australia

New Zealand today was allowed to announce it’s rugby league team to play Australia in the upcoming Tri-Nations series.

The team is: Brent Webb, Jake Webster, Paul Whatuira, Clinton Toopi, Manu Vatuvei, Nigel Vagana, Stacey Jones, Paul Rauhihi, Lance Hohaia, Ruben Wiki, David Kidwell, Frank Pritchard and Louis Anderson.

On the bench are David Faiumu,

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Australia Announces New Test Strip

Australian Captain Ms Darren Lockyer shows off the new test strip for the paparazzi.

The head honchos of Australian Rugby League today announced that for all test matches against formidable third string Kiwi rugby league sides Australian Players would be kitted out in a special playing strip. A spokesman said that the new strip

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